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Monday, May 07, 2007

Spidey is a Sissy !

Saw this non-sense of a movie they call spiderman at adlabs,vashi today for 50 bucks and man it ain't even worth that. I don't quite remember when was the last time i had seen such a silly and childish movie which bored me to sleep and let me tell you i have seen many viz tarararaaaaa pumpum , et all .

The "Plot" of the movie is still the same. I can't even differentiate between the three movies now.There is this parker guy( read : gay) who is always messed up on the personal front.He just can't get it right with that MJ girl (read :aunty) and even rightly so.

For ex. there is this scene where he is about to propose to her in the restaurant and the girl is in a bad mood coz she just got kicked outta broadway. She is saying that she doens't feel well and all that crap. To which he replies oh its ok, i know how u feel , even spiderman gets to hear bad things from people and what not. I was wishing she would take a iron rod and smash open his head then and there itself saying "digg this mofo"

Or this other scene , where spiderman is swinging around the buildings( as usual) and tagging people , yo - yo and all that shit , looking gay as ever. and then kisses another girl like he had kissed that other girl in the 1st movie in front of her. again i was like iron rod- kill him , kill him.For the sake of humanity kill this gay superhero.

All the same "villans" sand something guy , then there is this other black spidey as if one wasn't enough. When i come to think of it i kinda liked this black spidey much more than his gay counterpart. Nothing new happens in this movie what so ever. villians rampaging the city , spidey saves the day(along with his amnesiac friend goblin jr.) in the end and comes out alive and so and so forth.

I can go on forever cursing the movie but i would like to conclude on the following note :

I can't decide which movie was more boring and stupid : DHOOM 2 or Spiderman 3 ????

5 comments:

CharudAtta said...

they've tried to make it a bit more quirky this time...the french concierge was pretty funny...."pakeur"....hehe
and that jazz no. that the gay toby performs was timepass too...you cant expect too much from these movies man, one time rehta hai...dimaag ghar pey chhod ke dekhne ka....
DHOOM2 was worse...c'mon!

Neeraj Munshi said...

u know i was expecting nothing from this movie and it stil sucked.

dimag ghar pe chod ke aane wali movies se bhi bekar laga mujhe toh.atleast i would have been satisfied if someone had acted well or some nice lines or moments.zilch.nothing.

nikhil said...

the movie is a perfect example of how not to make a super hero movie. spidey was gay..so was the sandman, goblin jr. desperately needed acting lessons...tobey needed dancing, acting lessons..and sam raimi, the director of the movie needs to stick to evil dead kinda movies....and btw adlabs vashi 50 bucks??????? dude how did u pull that off?

Neeraj Munshi said...

Even i was surprised. They have got morning shows such as one which i saw at 11.45 for 50,60,70 bucks depending on the distance of your row from the screen. at 50 bucks i was in the 2nd row.

but vasoool hai. jab tak rates kam hai dekh ke le lo jitna movies dekh sakte ho.

Anshu Anand said...

Dude ...I lost 10 dollars on this stupid movie :(..I watched it first day first show