Things I Noticed : RAIT Alumni Meet '09

So as i visited my 2nd Alumni Meet yesterday,here's a list of few things that i felt would be worth remembering few years down the line :

• People still come few hrs later than IST.So that's good.
• As i walked in the gates on my college with Viki,it felt less of a reunion and more like every other weekend.
  
• Ramteke Baba looked rather hilarious in a shirt.Stick to your tees and cargos. :D
• Mohsin was found walking around the college arranging stuff for the event with his customary headphones.
  
• Viki knows far greater number of people that I do.It felt stupid to keep staring at the ground or at some random tree while he conversed with them.
• Tees available on sale looked a bit uninspired.So did the name of Alumni Magazine.
  
• I finally gave Baba a chance to profess his long overdue unrequited love :P
• Viki sorely missed the company of 2 of his groupies(The BIG A & A) :D
• After my 1st year in RAIT the in-house metal scene was pretty much on the decline and this time around it felt as if it was officially dead.R.I.P.
• Continuing our long-lasting tradition of humiliating the incoming bands in our college,no one gave even a rat's ass about the band.So much so that the lead singer was down in the ground,looking back and cheering rest of his "band".
  
• Mohsin was the sole representative from the entire college who undertook the task of standing in front of the stage and giving the band encouragement of sorts.
• There was a strong sense of solidarity amongst the classmates of A Div., Computers 2k7.
• Our class on the other hand did show a very strong sense of Americanization.O Bro's Where Art Thou??
  
• After 2 years it gets a little hard to remember all the names of your batch mates ,but we did found a very ingenious way to overcome that embarrassing situation.Whenever you come across some guy whom you know but STILL can't get yourself to remember his name,you just have to go like this " Abe BC, TUUUUUU ? Kaisa hai be ?? "
• Chicken and the food in general was superb as it was last year as well.Although Chick Lollypop was gravely missed.
• Backdoors of two cars looked like a kickass bar of any suburban pubs.
• Booze was,is, and will always be cheaper than soft-drinks.To be preciese it was 10 bucks cheaper.*
• I truly appreciate the efforts put in by everyone who was involved in organizing this event.
• For what it's worth,if given a chance,I would attend another Alumni meet.
• RAIT will always have a special place in all of our hearts,Period.

* Soft-Drinks were priced at Rs.10 a glass.

The Last Last Viva !

Done with 'em all.

Today's one was just a formality of sorts. Sir is gonna give marks based on our faces and more importantly his "mood".So even though i gave no response to all the questions he asked me , still when we came out we were just glad that it's over. When sir got tired of asking ques , he said :
" jao, haan jao.Ho gaya.kuch padh ke nahi aaye the na. jao exam mein padh ke aana * we just got up and turned* warna fail ho jaoge "

Done with my Last Journal,Last Grade,Last Viva of engineering. As borat would say :
GREAT SUCCESS ! !

The Second Last Viva (which almost took forever to finish)

Today officially i waited for the longest time EVER to give my viva.Reached college by 9.30 and gave my viva at around 5.30,only coz of my stupid decision not to give it with manas in the first group itself and it would have been over by 10.30-11.I said I'll give in next group and then that "next" group never seem to come.

3 down,1 to go !!!! Bring it ON !!

Anyhoo Life has been pretty much static in the past week.

Sleeping-Eating-Music-Reading 'A Fine Balance'-cut my hair REALLY short-Reading Few pages from notes and textbooks-Watchin Tv Series on comp or THE simpsons-talking on phone-spent the least amount of time EVER on internet in the past week *note to self : stop doing silly mistakes*-staying at home except for college and ravi's place-celebrated condi's b'day today-laughed like crazy morons while waiting for viva to happen-roamed like a stoner while waiting for viva to happen

The First Last Viva !

And so it begins.The beginning of the end to my last set of vivas in engg.

Woke up today at 7.15 !!! yes you read that right 7fkin15, coz i had to get my journal corrected before 9 in the coll,as vivas were gonna start by 9.So i got ready and left college with ravi by car so as reach "on time".

As we entered the coll at 8.30,we were greeted my one of the lab ass, looking at us in a way which can be best described as sheer mockery.He must have been thinking in his mind "Chalo aaj mam ne inko banaya" .So we came in a near empty coll and met dAtta n others who were stupid enuff to come before me. :D

So as we laughed and made fun of what we had and more importantly what we had not studied, the time stuck 930 and just as we were getting our journal corrected,viva had started.So manas decided to go in the 2nd batch and we(dAtta n I) decided to go in one after that and as luck would have it we ONCE again made the right choice.

Our turn came and dAtta and I rushed in first, and took the place near our internal mam.Luckily for us,external and mam decided to divide the work and we were to be asked ques by our mam.
The process of asking ques started with me and eventually by the end of the viva both of us had answered almost all the answers together, he drew the figure and i explained and when he gave an answer and i controlled my laughter as mam was almost laughing with me.

But we had to be careful not to distract the attention of the external at us. And when we didn't knew a particular topic we both looked at each other at precisely the same instant and that look said many words. To conclude i would say it was a pretty damn good viva,all thanks to our mam and somewhat to us as we didn't exactly kept quite,we answered most of the ques to her satisfaction. MINIMUM input MAXIMUM output.

1 Down , 3 to go ! ! Bring it ON !!!

Static Prevails

Finally my long run at home is ending.I am bored out of my mind sitting at home.Enough bunking college now.Now i am gonna go there everyday ,even if it means to go and sit in canteen or rrc drinking lemon ice tea or nimbu paani or coffee or whatever , but i am gonna get outta my home everyday.

Damn i am bored.

Tomo is traditional day in coll. so gotta get up and have a nice shave(i look like hell with all this hair over my face...damn its itchy).Gonna wear kurta-payjama tomo which i got few months back.so atleast tomo is gonna be somethin different from routine.Its gonna a photo session with eveyone getting their digi's.It's gonna be out last traditional day in college.So gonna have fun and click some nice pics with my friends :-)

Another Useless Day In College

So today after sitting at home on tue. i go to college as i had decided on the day before while talking to manas.After a short discussion on phone we decided that its better to attend todays coll.

And with that i arrive in college at sharp 9.30 , coming in i see two of my classmates and they tell me that they aren't sitting for pracs as they have got placements and that no one is yet to come for pracs and just at the moment manas comes rushing in

Act 1 ,Scene 1::

*I=Neeraj,M=manas,C=charudutta,T=teacher*

I: oye sunn,koi nahi hai sab log ka placy hai aaj !
M:abee chal chal,jaldi chal andar.
I: abeee koi nahi hai ...placy hai !!!
M:*reaching the door* abe chal andar ! mein pehli baar itna jaldi aaya hoon ..mein ja raha hoon..
I: ruk ja kutte, soch le .
M:*entering a empty lab, me following him* ABEE
I:Dekh liya kutte !
M:*thinking bout what he has just done* ABEEEEE tune bola kyon nahi !!
I:Bol toh raha tha mc ki koi nahi hai lab mein, apun dono akele hai !
M:ABE fucker tune bola kyon nahi ki LAB KE ANDAR koi nahi hai !!!
I:abe harami bol toh raha tha ki koi nahi hai koi nahi hai andar...kaan mein leke rakha tha kya !!
M:*regretting the thing he has done just now* abe shit yaar yeh kya ho gaya...i never thought this could happen...me coming first into the lab that too with no one in the lab coming behind us!
I: baith abhi saale ..baithe reh akele...bol raha tha ruk jate hain.

Act I, Scene II

*after discussing all kind of bull shit in pracs ranging from stocks to movies to avoiding encounter with a certain alien from another dimension ,me manas and dutta sitting in front of computer with a notepad file open with some rubbish prog*

*mam walking towards us as its time to leave..well almost..its 11 and just then dutta did something that manas is gonna regret for the rest of the day, he closed the only file that was open in our comp,just before mam came.*

T:haan toh kya kiya tumne 2 ghante se...haan i mean 1.5ghante se ?
*mam standing behind us, we 3 staring at the computer screen showing windows desktop*
I:*silence*
M:*silence*
C:*silence*
T : haan bolo...kuch nahi kiya kya aaj lab mein ?
M: mam maine woh ek prog kiya tha 1st pracs mein..client server ka !
T:haan woh toh theek hai par aaj kya kiya ? rpc kiya kya ?
M:nahi mam woh tabhi alag comp pe the , aaj kuch nahi kiya ?
I:mam kuch nahi aata hai , kya karen hum ?
T: toh phir client server kaise kiya ?
C: mam woh pehle kiya hua tha...aata tha..
T: toh phir lab mein prepared aane ka..books padke aane ka....blah blah blah ...
T:jao tum log..mein tumhe attendance nahi de rahi hoon.
M,I,C: *thinking in our minds simultaneously* BITCH
*she walks away*

Epilouge ::

M : fuck bc...mujhe 4 hafte se attendance nahi mila hai.she didnt give me attendance last time also but that time i was late so i thought it was ok ,but man this time i left home at 8.30 and reached on time and that too first...shitt ...jaan de jaan de..abhi se isska pracs baithne ka hi nahi...bahut ho gaya iska natak...munshi tere wajah se hi sab hua hai..main bola tha nahi aate hai coll ko aaj...tu hi bola chal...and charu tu yeh kya kiya saale kaun bola tha tujhe clsoe karne ko flie...saale kuch toh raag dete...

I,C:*lookin towards him and falling down laughing* HAHAH saala tera kismat hi aise hai..hahah

Sick Cycle Carousel !!!

just been back from goa 2 days back(about which i'll write later on if i get time) and now today was first day in coll after the trip.damn it was a hectic day.all the assingments and journals have started coming out from everywhere.some new stuff keeps coming up every minute.and so the process of writing sheets full of crap starts again.and then there are vivas and company's coming for placements and then final exams and i am sitting here writing this blog.

Conclusion::I'm gonna get fucked left,right and center.

Things you will most UNLIKELY hear in ra!t

Here are few words you will in all probablity(although there might be few exceptions) not hear in my college which is as you would have already guessed rait.

• "Kya pak raha hai yaar,chal library chalte hai kuch padhai kar lenge"
• "Pak gaye yaar rrc mein baith baith ke chal jake lecture attend karte hain"
• "abe bass abhi aaj aur coffee nahi"
• "kya interesting lecture hai yaar mazza aa raha hai"
  
• "arre woh mam/sir kya sahi padhati hai,fulltoo tabhi ka tabhi samajh jata hai poora topic"
• "sha yaar aaj ke test ke liye bass do baar hi revison kiya"
• "abe tu bilkul darr mat mere baju mein baithja mein sab bataonga tujhe test mein"
• "yeh lab mein comps kya mast fast hai,pentium4 ka bhi baap hai"
• " lab mein mere computer ka keyboard aur mouse kya advanced hai,ekdum solid"
• "swami aur agnels kya mast colleges hai yaar,wish we could have got admission over there"
  
• "tujhe aisa nahi laga aaj apun log kam lectures baithe"
• "office ke adminstration ke log kya achhe hai yaar,bilkul bhi shot nahi dete,hamesha aaram se help karte hai"
• "woh accountant hai na jo fees accpet karti hai woh kya fast type karti hai,maan na padega uska typin speed "
• "jaldi likh submisson ka aaj last day hai"
• "hey did u do yestarday's homework ,i didnt get last two sums,wat about u??"